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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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hahanerdz:

who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend

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frostbitch:

egberts:

why is everyone obsessed with skeletons

look inside yourself and you will find the answer

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jaclcfrost:

i’m not cool. i’m like the opposite of cool. wait shit that’s hot. i’m not that either. i’m not hot. i’m probably just. luke warm. room temperature, maybe

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salparadisewasright:

pantheisticsunshine:

Science has proven that: 

  • Humans have auras
  • Humans have organs that sense energy
  • We inherit memories from our anscestors
  • Meditation repairs telomeres in DNA, which slows the process of aging. 
  • Compassion extends life
  • Love is more than just an emotion
  • Billions of other universes exist 
  • Meditation speeds healing

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cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

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theseductivemexican:

akapale:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”

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I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

HAHAHA

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lameboob:

augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements

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